Today the news at 11:00 p.m. will air a story about all the people in the world that have on-line sex. My God, on-line sex is a freakin epidemic. Who knew?
This news story will teach you to recognize the signs. This newscast will teach viewers how to catch and prevent this phenom.
My god -- the horror of it all...
Must not laugh, but it's just too hard not to.
Got to love the local news.