This article struck me as hilarious. If you don't want to read it, I'll summarize. To avoid missing a flight, a man called in a bomb threat to delay the plane from taking off.
His lawyer says, "This was a momentary gross lapse in judgment."
Sends chuckles throughout my heart; sick I know.
Does anyone know what type of thermos to buy that will keep liquids, coffee, hot and not make the liquid taste like aluminum?