Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Condom Man

Rare sightings in the summer. Mainly a winter species. Slightly insane.

Identifiable by complete spandex outfit from head to toe much like a Olympic speed skater, earning the name Condom Man, but this species runs.

Most likely to see species when coldest; early mornings and blizzards.

Identifiable in summer only by time and temperature, usually mid-morning to midday when temperatures approach ninety.


Hyperion said...

At least he's not dressed in sheepskins

Neil said...

What's he running from?

tiff said...

Do not forget condom woman, who is often mistaken for condom man, and is identifiable only through hip width and pronation tendencies....

Elusive, and yet, so beautiful