I recently signed what I thought was a non-binding exercise contract. I entered into many such agreements over the years.
A friend/neighbor/someone: "You and I should workout togther, the buddy system."
The agreement I entered into on Monday was similar. Or so I thought.
Last night, after I managed not to make it to the gym, the devil visited me demanding my soul, a possible future first born, and any blood I have on hand.. yaddah, yaddah, yaddah....
Satan, thinking I was laughing at him, make no mistake - I was, told me if I did not get my ass to the gym, he would strike me dead bloating my corpse but only in the butt and abdomen. CSIs for years would be looking for the "agent" that caused it.
I woke up screaming.