WTF: over an empty toilet paper roll. (lemon drops)
Anti -Establish Mints. Promise Libertie, Fraternite, and Minty Freshness. (cinnamon mints)
EnlightenMints: Engenders epiphanies and other related phenomenon. (cinnamon mints)
Understand Your Mother instantly without having to meet or talk with her. (peppermint drops)
Dahli - as promised: Banana Lip Balm. Smells like Bananas too.
4 comments:
hummmm, i can just pop a peppermint drop and understand my mother? i think i need to get some of these. i have a few friends that could use them as well. do they have website or do i have to go to maine to get them?
I could use some EnlightenMints right about now. And who knew a little drop could make the world make sense by allowing me to understand my mother? Those aren't just souvenirs, but miracles!
Li Sis - I'll see if I can come up with more of these.
Warning! Has not yet been tested on an actual mother.
Let you know.
Megan - I am going to try and slip some of the Enlightenmints into my bosses office.
Banana Lip Balm! Yay! The memories come flooding back to me...
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